Pfft, not caring.

Divorce Attorney Lincoln, NE...oh please. No one cares about Lincoln, NE. As a person with no plan at all to ever marry, bare children, or do that 'proper socially acceptable lady' thing, I simply couldn't be assed about a divorce attorney. Yet again they land in my inbox. And yet, a game of masochistic lulzyness keeps ensuring because I mock the silliness of said mailing at every turn.

Divorce Attorney Lincoln, NE...I'm sorry. My give a damn button is just broken. It's like they are trying to tell me either:

1. get married you old spinster
2. then divorce, we'll take care of you
3. as long as you move to Lincoln, NE.

I'll pass on that, bros.