Yes, I want my bat to read something unsavory.

Going along with that neat sign place mentioned last place, there's a such thing as personalized personalized bats. This place while not as local is just ripe for terrible custom ideas.

I mean if you are a baseball fan, putting say your favorite MLB team or your kid's little league team could work. But I watch nor care for sports so terrible ideas involving genitals are carte blanche for me I don't want actual violence...I'm just immature. At least I'm honest?