Florida, what?

Foreclosure Defense Attorney Sarasota FL wah? I have no idea why Florida is trying so hard to make me visit and yet frighten me away from doing so. It's as if every time I get a cute brochure about some pristine near too rich for my blood locale hitting my inbox, I get a bunch more from their lawyers.

Is Florida lawyer haven or something? Does every little thing that can possibly go wrong count as a potential law suit? I’m not so sure and yet so many ads. Marriage disputes (despite not being married), criminal disputes (despite having a clean record) and even foreclosure places like Foreclosure Defense Attorney Sarasota FL - despite my getting over that ages ago. I am so, so confused, Florida!