This holster is winningly awesome.

Now this is rather useful! See...I have a bit of a fetish for pockets, containers, and generally organizing the shit out of everything. I love organizing and compartmentalizing things. I also like wearing things that make carrying other things convenient. Like this shear holster.

Mind you I don't cut hair (oh you wouldn't want me cutting hair), but the holster itself just looks wondrous. You could wear that at conventions (both as part of a costume and portable storage), carrying stuff outside to do projects like gardening, or as even a bag to hold the remotes that hangs off the couch. It just looks so... wondrous.