Apparently, I am a potential criminal.

Criminal Defense Lawyer Boca Raton - what are you implying, lawyer in Boca Raton? I have a squeaky clear criminal record dotcha know. Well I did have a few speeding tickets that have probably dropped off my records now but crimes? Nope not a one on my head. Oh, you guys are in Florida. Dangit Floria I seriously won't do anything bad down there. Heck just scrounging up the money to visit you would be rather difficult.

But at least when and if I visit, and get up to some uncharacteristic of me hyjinx I’ll have a great Criminal Defense Lawyer Boca Raton at my back. Hurray.