Ha, I don't have a Farmer's Tan

Workers Comp Lawyer Chattanooga TN - because I so need this. I mean I’m totally a day laborer lifting things for hours on end. I so would need this to save myself if say I hurt my back or broke a leg or found it physically impossible to like work. Oh wait – I don’t do day labor. I’m not remotely in shape for it. In fact besides being naturally brown in complexion, I don’t have any tan lines. Why again was I sent this?

It’s just so weird being sent such stuff. So don’t worry guys, I seriously have no need for such a thing. Also I live nowhere near Chattanooga, Workers Comp Lawyer Chattanooga TN. Course Chattanooga sounds kind of fun for a name.