I was so born here.

Immigration Attorney Santa Barbara. Ummm, what? Okay. I will admit this. I look according to some people (from very afar, drunk and or high) Indian looking. Not Native American but India Indian. I had to clarify there. But I was quite clearly born on North American soil. Like I recall years ago being asked if I was an islander – based on not my voice which already confuses people somehow – but because of my skin tint. It’s weird and a tad insulting. So again why this most pointless of lawyering email? At least the others could be in the future remotely useful.

But unless I suddenly revoke my citizenship and then try to re-immigrate (is that a thing?), I’ll have no need for Immigration Attorney Santa Barbara. Well that and still they are in the wrong state.