Seriously, Gilbert?

Criminal Attorney Gilbert….whoa. I never knew that Gilbert was a place too! I mean the first thought I had when reading ‘Gilbert’ was Gilbert Grape or some odd duck given such an unfortunate name. I mean read that. Gilbert. That never just screams nerd and not in the retro cool hipster version of it either. Sorry, I’m just baffled at such a strange name being the name of a town.

This town’s lawyer is (going by my mail filter) expecting me to have need of their services. I’m not prone to criminal activity, but more importantly and kind of hesitant on hanging out in a town named Gilbert to even do said crime. What crimes could I possible do in said town to require a Criminal Attorney Gilbert? Steal someone’s 1st Edition DnD DM Guidebook?