Will RI make me turn to a life of crime?

Now. Why would a Criminal Lawyer Rhode Island RI hit me up? As I recalled saying before, I haven’t done anything illegal – well nothing to require a lawyer to get on with their lawyering with me – and I’m quite sure I don’t live in RI. I wonder at times if this wasn’t some sort of sign or something. Do people really think I’m a criminal in the making? Do they think if I set foot in RI I will go super criminal and go rob banks, shoot people and vandalize state monuments?

I know nothing about RI but does said state have some sort of evil magic curse that would make me do such things and then have need of a Criminal Lawyer Rhode Island RI? I dunno, but that sounds scary.